Bless this new non-alcoholic drink, that with it thou mayst blow thine thirst to tiny bits, in thy mercy, with pomegranate and cranberry juice, shimmer, and grenadine. First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy thirst, who, being naughty in My sight, shall quench it. #montypython #holyhandgranade #newcocktail #nonalcoholic #riseabovepizzeria #riseabovepizzaandwings #veganpizza #veganwings #vegansubs #veganpasta #hamont #hamonteats #pintsandpizza #hamontvegan #veganeats #supportlocalhamont #hamiltonsupportslocal